islanded in a stream of stars

You know that famous poem by Andrew Marvell, To His Coy Mistress? While cleaning out my desk I discovered a satirical response from said mistress, a collaborative effort written by dragonfly66, glerf, thehashmark and me two years ago. Yes, these things can come back to haunt you.

( Beware: extreme cheesiness and general lack of meter, rhyme scheme and style )