la realité est absurde

[theladyrose]

My grandmother is unofficially insane. Besides the fact that she mistook a remote control for a telephone, she tried to feed Rekha and I a carefully cut up ice pack from the freezer that at first resembled a peach popsicle. Thankfully I had spotted the words "unfit for human consumption" before I tried to get a spoonful. Ice pack fillings are very hard and almost impossible to chip off, if you're curious.

Somebody help me, please, before she's wrongfully convinced I'm trying to kill her. It has struck me that my life often resembles a somewhat crude, sardonic absurdist comedy.

Comments

[cutemew.livejournal.com]

O_O

[theladyrose.livejournal.com]

It's the blind man!

[horosha.livejournal.com]

I hate to see old people put into homes (I'd die before going into one myself) but I think it's time. If it's this bad, it's only a matter of time befure she does something that hurts herself. What do your parents think about it?

[theladyrose.livejournal.com]

That will never happen because she'll never allow it.