asexual clichés

[theladyrose]

My mother and I are passing outside a stationery store and take a moment to peek in at the merchandise.

I am chuckling over a proto-Lolcats featuring a kitten wearing a funny mask.

My mother is laughing, too. "Porn for women! That's just brilliant!"

I turn to stare at her. "What are you talking about?"

She points at the calendar next to the cat one. It features a shirtless man vacuuming the carpet.

Such are the differences between how an asexual views the world and how most others do. But at least I have an idea of what else I should get Mom for Christmas!

Comments

[hippiegal22.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. I was in the doctor's office with my husband flipping through a parenting magazine. There was a picture of a buff, shirtless guy holding a baby. I showed the picture to Hubby and said, "Look babe, porn for women!"

If you know what to get your Mom for Christmas, your ahead of me! :)