stop, tell me if you've heard this one, but there were these two...

Only in my family would a wedding invitation:

a) be received 5 days after the actual wedding
b) have too much postage
c) have our last name spelled incorrectly
d) have creepy gold leaf anime cartoons on it
e) be claimed as the reason why my grandmother is currently on an operating table for a broken foot

Can you guess why we have so few family reunions nowadays?

Oh, and happy International Workers' Day!