if you act strangely enough, society will take care of you!

There's something inexplicably entertaining about adding the phrase "of doom" after random nouns. Try it sometime.

Right now I think I have the stomachache of doom. Thankfully it wasn't in the midst of my Wellesley interview of doom. It wasn't terrible by any means, but it wasn't really a knock-out of doom like the other two interviews I've done if I dare flatter myself so. The interviewer of doom was confidently inexperienced (I don't know how else to describe it) so I had a really difficult time reading her and asking follow up questions of doom. And I have almost forgotten how lousy I am at talking out loud while trying to come up with intelligent ideas of doom on the spot; talking and intelligence are virtually incompatible for me. I just hope this trend doesn't continue for my Brown interview of doom on Wednesday. For some reason I always get the ethnic minority interviewers of doom-yeah, affirmative action of doom is really dying. And there just aren't enough Asians in higher education of doom nowadays!

The appeal of doom sadly doesn't last too long.