canadians scare me

I never thought I'd say this but Canadians officially (as opposed to unofficially? jeez I need to stop contradicting myself all the time. hey, quit that out! I guess you get the picture) scare me.

Drinking at age 15? Freaky...

I guess ignorance is bliss. I will never picture Canada in the same way.

Jeez, I need to stop laughing so much.

mom vs. the telephone company

Ugh. Mom's mad at the phone company. Again. We switched over phone companies about a month ago and the old one is still billing her. She's sending a lot of "wacko" notes to them now. Bah. I really hope that our phone service doesn't get cut or anything, because it'd be really bad if it did. Well, at least the internet service would still be ok because of those damned local phone monopolies. Bah. I hope this doesn't end up like the simpsons episode. Real life should not be like a simpsons episode, or else something has gone terribly wrong...