Oy...this sounds like a time to get out my icons of St. Dogbert (see the top comic) (http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/desktop_diversions/html/wallpaper.html).

The Great Lemon? Lemons are not the answer to all religious problems! Lemons are annoying yellow sour fruits that taste nasty and deserve to be run over by unwitting drivers when tossed into the streets. Oy vey. I'd love to see the Great Lemon and St. Dogbert fight to the death over spiritual supremacy. There must be another way to get the great Math Ear.