it is an unofficial rule that all bellarmine guys are sketchy

[theladyrose]

Dear floormates,

Next time you start dry humping shirtless in the hallway, I will seriously consider 'accidentally' stepping on you if you are blocking the entrance to the bathroom again.

Not so much love,

Me



My mother claims that because I'm asexual I shouldn't mind if people are getting it on around me. I do think it's reasonable to be annoyed by the inconvenience factor if those who are doing it are blocking access to something vital like your bed, and it's many more kinds of awkward if they're being rather noisy and oblivious to the rest of the world. And this case, I really wanted to wash up before all of the water in our building is cut off for the night for maintenance work. Enough said.

Comments

[theladyrose.livejournal.com]

I only know how to open doors with a flying kick :( I really need to bone up on my ninja skillz repetoire.

[malbal55.livejournal.com]

hmm. I think that could be applicable to this situation. You could send your flying kick at the offenders, thus sending them backwards through the door to the bathroom and then daintily step over them with an affected "Oh, so sorry" on your way to the shower. Oui??

Actually, I think that'd be a rather good scene in some as-yet-uncreated episode of a reality show...