tuesday's child sadly lacks grace

[theladyrose]

This is probably the only time in my life I wish I were a cat, because then when I fell off my bed - it's about 4 feet off the ground - I'd be able to reposition myself and reach the ground less painfully.

I remember rolling off an 8 foot ledge in 6th grade after being surprised by someone's sudden entrance, but I think I was so shocked that it didn't hurt as much as it does now.  Damn, and I'm supposed to be smiley for the prospective student panel I'm speaking on tomorrow afternoon, too.  Normally I'd be tempted to take an over the counter Tylenol, but ever since my neighbor was convicted of armed robbery to feed his pain killer addiction I've become really cautious.

Comments

[eyepiece-simile.livejournal.com]

Why don't you just take a tylonel and rest assured that if your drug habbits ever become even slighty troublesome, I shall personally stage an intervention far before you reach the danger level of your neighbour...

[theladyrose.livejournal.com]

I basically need a portable teleporter. Because you are awesome and I miss working on our master list of badshit.

Actually, after taking a shower it's much less sore, so I think I'll be fine after all.